Match report

It has to be said a wonderful start for the warriors in 2025!
James put on a real Page turner in the first five setter of the match against a determined Dan, he bedazzled Dan with a Makin-esque dive to win the match and the hearts of the crowd!

So much for that new year new me b*llocks! Captain Keeble was up against a very talented Hannah, he thought he was cruising until ref Andy ordered the match to begin! Through sheer reluctance to stray from Nick or Tin technique he also prevailed in 5!

Meanwhile Professor Harvey was putting Ollie back through college, in fact Ollies total points equated to average game length…6!

Team squash veteran Dunc returned to the ring (court) to complicate things with his left handed nonsense! However it proved too much for poor Matt who didn’t appear to figure that out till it was too late!!

Finally was Andy against mentality monster Adrian! I don’t know whether he put ice in that bandana but Andy sure managed to keep a cool head and breezed through with relative ease in 3!

A strong start for the warriors but only time will tell, I thought it was also worth noting some other stats…

2 bandanas worn
1 serve out of court
2 refusals to play on court 4
1 set of calf socks worn
3 excuses for having plans for Weston away!